What?
Yourglass is a game of giving for two gentlemen.1
The idea is to excersize your right to gift, as throughly as possible.
The objective is to tilt the hourglass2, insistently abuse gravity, and empty your half of sand3.
As to how you go about doing it— Ask here.
Good, clean, gentlemanly fun.4
Why?
One late afternoon in January5, my good friend-philosopher-and-guide Joy, in his highness6, decided to, in the following order; make an RPG, not make an rpg, make the same rpg in a steampunk fashion, cancel it, make something new, cancel that, make something old instead. In the resulting flurry of activity he had decided to learn how to LÖVE7.
Being a true scholar, he learns by action; such dedication. He prompty conjured up a small gamelike activity to test his mettle on. The gem was as follows:
Imagine an hourglass, pure and intricate. In it's duality lie two planets.
These planets — imagine one to be that of vile-creatures8 and the other to be that akin to our Mother-Earth9 — will struggle for influence.
As the Viles rise they shall drop seeds of corruption downwards. As the Earth rises it will bestow cleansing motes to the Viles in turn.
The singular player will have bear the burden of seeing his Earth rise, and overcome the vile opposition — A toy of allegoric proportions.
The trick, if I may so use a word so vulgar, is to make the balance as intricate the glass itself.
(I have taken the liberty of transliterating the above monolog to the best of my abilities.)
As lively as my friend's mind is — truly a work of ceaseless marvel — I was skeptical of the idea and the resulting construct's potentiel pour le plaisir.
And after few words of forthright encouragement10 I forgot all about it. Later that night, my sleep was interrupted with visions of unforseen majesty.
Quickly, shaking aside my slumber, I had put down to paper11 an idea quite similar to Joy's own.
Except, it will be a game fit for gentlemen.11
How?
The controls are simple enough for even a simpleton to understand.
The gentleman in blue will tilt the glass by means of the left
/right
buttons.
And to gird his loins in righteous insistence, he will press-and-hold down
.13
The gentleman in red will reflect the same with the A
/D
and S
keys, in that order.
The game has no fixation with a certain rodent.14
Where?
Here, of course.
Choose your download, packaging is — as the say — on-the-house.

.EXE
LÖVEless Windows.

LÖVE
LÖVE itself, for all!
And, of course, for those rugged, adventerous individuals who wish to see how things work16, here's the source courtesy of the ever-so-helpful Hub-o'-Gits, you can clone the same by invoking:
$ git clone git://github.com/5310/yourglass
Who?
The original idea was sired by the amazing Sir Joy Bhattacherjee. 18
And the game and the reimagined gameplay was made by yours truly, Sayantan Chaudhuri, Esq19.
The game was made using the wonderful framework LÖVE.20
And of course, Github. Without whom there would be no remote-hosting...:sniff: Those brave, self-less souls.
Lest we forget, if it weren't for the ongoing Tigcompo, lack of progress on my main project, and whatever I ate that night, there would have been zergs in our base, eating of our dudes.21
The dashingly bold typeface used throughout Yourglass is called Chunkfive, by The League of Movable Type.
We were 'Freeware Game Pick' on The Indie Games Weblog! Michael Rose is a man of excellent taste, no doubt.
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Gentlemen of either gender.
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Or yourglass, if you will. Certainly not mine.
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So to speak...They are not fat, merely robust.
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Continued physical well-being of your keyboard is not guaranteed.
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23rd January 2011, to be pedantic.
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Think opium instead of royal-plurals. Then, think manic-enthusiasm.
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You cannot possibly suggest a jest wittier than those already uttered. Give up.
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He said "the Zerg". Believe me.
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And likewise, "a Terran planet".
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"It sucks. But you gotta start somewhere. Do it."
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Well, pixel. You know how it is.
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Which I would enter in the TIGcompo: Versus without telling him...
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Try not to visualize it.
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Mice are for cats. Real gentlemen use keyboards. Possibly ones which go clickety-clack, like the IBM Model M15.
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It is not strictly necessary.
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Very, very messily. Grab some popcorn and read main.lua
, your afternoon shall not go mirthless.
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Misleadingly titled, yes?
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Yes, 'Joy' truly is a boy's name where we're from. The manliest, in fact. It is a title reserved for the most stalwart of men of a certain status.
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I have also added a secret routine to make the Queen always win. Knighthood, here I cometh!
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Still not Python, darnit.
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Probably not. Joy would possibly have decided against the idea and started work on a genetically-based solitaire if I know him.
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That means that you can do whatever you want with it, but you'll have to mention we made it first, and you'll have to be just as sharing with it, if not more.23
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Simple wasn't it? Why do we even have lawyers?24
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Doesn't count as legal advice. Just...deal with it, okay?
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